Bedtime Bargainer Gifts

"Please! Just let me stay up one more hour. Then I promise I'll fall asleep right here in front of the TV."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

'...and then the DOW rallied six hundred points and the three bears felt like idiots...'

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

"Houston, we have a problem!"

Bedside Manna.

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

'Early to bed and early to rise? It's a deal.'

'All right. I'll get forty winks, but not one wink more.'

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

Oh, come on. Don't think of this as 'going to bed.' Think of this as a short break between nighttime naughtiness and morning mayhem.

"Must you bring your work to bed?"

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

'Stop biting your nails son and get to sleep!'

'Can you leave the light on? It's hard to sleep with the dark shining in my eyes.'

'I don't mind sharing my bed with you, but do you have to wear my pajamas?'

"Which side do you want?"

'Why is it that there are so many bedtime stories about stupid princes and princesses, but no cool ones about zombies and chainsaws?'

"See you in the morning."

'Early to bed and early to rise. I like a saying with an escape clause.'

"Turn off the TV and go to bed - I'm your mother, and I approved this message."

Exercise for the end of the day...

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

'Its your bedtime, Billy, come along quietly.'

"But I'm not even tir..."