Bedtime Bargainer Pillows

"Please! Just let me stay up one more hour. Then I promise I'll fall asleep right here in front of the TV."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

'...and then the DOW rallied six hundred points and the three bears felt like idiots...'

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

"Houston, we have a problem!"

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

Bedside Manna.

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

'Early to bed and early to rise? It's a deal.'

'All right. I'll get forty winks, but not one wink more.'

"Must you bring your work to bed?"

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

Oh, come on. Don't think of this as 'going to bed.' Think of this as a short break between nighttime naughtiness and morning mayhem.

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

'Can you leave the light on? It's hard to sleep with the dark shining in my eyes.'

'Stop biting your nails son and get to sleep!'

'Why is it that there are so many bedtime stories about stupid princes and princesses, but no cool ones about zombies and chainsaws?'

"See you in the morning."

'I don't mind sharing my bed with you, but do you have to wear my pajamas?'

"Which side do you want?"

'Its your bedtime, Billy, come along quietly.'

"Turn off the TV and go to bed - I'm your mother, and I approved this message."

'Early to bed and early to rise. I like a saying with an escape clause.'

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

Exercise for the end of the day...

"But I'm not even tir..."