Bedroom Furniture Retailer Pillows

'What size you folks want. . . twin? Double? Single?'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

'We'll take it!'

'Gravity wins - again.'

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

Wine Lovers

"Dang it."

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."

"I like it – I'm just not sure it's what I want to rot on."

"Normally I wouldn't take any notice of all these ads on how to improve my performance in the bedroom..."

"Tonight, I get the closet. I was under the bed last night and my back is killing me!"

Modern Furniture/Sculptures Object to Old Fashioned Chair.

Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.'

The cushions are very soft !

Flat pack sales assistant

False alarm; chair salesman

'So our son can't move back in -- furniture sale!'

Extremes meet - A very tall guest is shown to a short bed.

'Check out my new bed: Titanium frame, extra firm mattress... Should last for years...'

Furniture being sent out of the shop ('everything must go').

"It's your new IKEA store, sign here."

We have reason to believe you have an unlicenced sofa...

'Check out my new bed: Titanium frame, extra firm mattress...Should last for years...'

"Wow! I think you just moved up in the playoffs, Tom!"