Bedroom Furniture Retailer Mugs

'What size you folks want. . . twin? Double? Single?'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

'We'll take it!'

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

'Gravity wins - again.'

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

Wine Lovers

"Dang it."

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

"Tonight, I get the closet. I was under the bed last night and my back is killing me!"

"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."

"Counting sheep is the quickest way to fall asleep...and with this sheep number mattress, you can say 'BAA-BAA' to sheepless nights forever."

Modern Furniture/Sculptures Object to Old Fashioned Chair.

Sale. We need something that will meet our growing backsides.

"Normally I wouldn't take any notice of all these ads on how to improve my performance in the bedroom..."

"I like it – I'm just not sure it's what I want to rot on."

Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.'

The cushions are very soft !

'Check out my new bed: Titanium frame, extra firm mattress... Should last for years...'

'I agree, 'Fifty Shades of Grey' is a boring title for a book about home decorating, but I'm getting some great ideas for the bedroom!'

'So our son can't move back in -- furniture sale!'

Extremes meet - A very tall guest is shown to a short bed.

Flat pack sales assistant

False alarm; chair salesman

Furniture being sent out of the shop ('everything must go').

"Wow! I think you just moved up in the playoffs, Tom!"

'Check out my new bed: Titanium frame, extra firm mattress...Should last for years...'

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