Bedroom Designer Mugs

Bed & Bedbugs.

Extremes meet - A very tall guest is shown to a short bed.

He awoke,regretting having installed a wrong side of the bed.

'Wow! My very own water bed!'

'Check out my new bed: Titanium frame, extra firm mattress... Should last for years...'

"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

Tedious Romantic.

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

Duvet nailed to the floor.

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

'We'll take it!'

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

'Gravity wins - again.'

Football addict

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

Knight using the men's bathroom.

'Ever since we bought thet blasted water bed we've been drifting apart!'

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

Wine Lovers

"I don't need to get out of bed, ma - I programmed an app to live my life for me."