Bathroom Designer Mugs

'...But enough about me, what do you do for a living?'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

A man has wind turbines in his bath

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

The Unreachable Toilet Roll

Burping Toilet

"If you love what you do, you never work a day in your life."

'I'm impressed with your enthusiasm Tom, but I think that toilet fixtures as 'ideal Christmas gifts' may be a step too far.'

'And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!'

'Close your eyes Madam - I'm about to clean your window!'

'It's very easy to maintain - i just touch up blemishes with tipp-ex.'

'I just invented the toilet, and guess what WOLFIE did!'

Peeping Periscope.

Staff pick

"We could add a wobbly seat and lid that the idiots, er, customers would think they have to replace - at a premium, of course."

Knight using the men's bathroom.

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

'The old one fell apart.'

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Kid's at Bath Time.

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

Junior's Towel

Paper Bath Towels.

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."

'You don't hear the bath water running because I'm taking a sponge bath, mom.'

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

Towels embroidered with 'Me', and 'No... Me.'