Bathroom Designer Prints

'...But enough about me, what do you do for a living?'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

A man has wind turbines in his bath

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

The Unreachable Toilet Roll

Burping Toilet

"If you love what you do, you never work a day in your life."

'I'm impressed with your enthusiasm Tom, but I think that toilet fixtures as 'ideal Christmas gifts' may be a step too far.'

'And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!'

'Close your eyes Madam - I'm about to clean your window!'

'It's very easy to maintain - i just touch up blemishes with tipp-ex.'

'I just invented the toilet, and guess what WOLFIE did!'

Peeping Periscope.

Staff pick

"We could add a wobbly seat and lid that the idiots, er, customers would think they have to replace - at a premium, of course."

Knight using the men's bathroom.

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.

'And you will stay here until the Andersons' bathroom renovation is finished entirely. You will not leave, not even for a moment...'

'The old one fell apart.'

Kid's at Bath Time.

Junior's Towel

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

Paper Bath Towels.

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"