Mattress Retailer Pillows

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

A tailor measuring a large man

The Mattress Savings Bank

'Today a ray of hope . . .'

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"Relax, I'm coming for the suit."

Men see an old lady in a round hat from the back and think she is a pretty young lady.

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"

"You see, sir? It fits you like a glove!"

"Do you do these in sheep?"

"I like it – I'm just not sure it's what I want to rot on."

A tight skirt makes a woman look slim!

The Emporer's Clothes Boutique

'It's goose down!'

''Get a life' was last year! This year it's 'get a while bunch of lives!''

Does this skirt make it look like sexy fat?

"A secure and restful sleep is guaranteed when this mattress is stuffed with your own money."

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.'

Mattress salesmen are creepy. Especially the ones that lie down on the bed with you.

Marsupial Mom Jeans,

The cushions are very soft !

'The Fed said interest rates will stay unchanged...but raising hemlines is a sure sign the economy is moving again.'

Furniture being sent out of the shop ('everything must go').

Fabric Company: No tulle left in this vehicle overnight

"I guess you should have read the fine print on that tag before you ripped it off the mattress."

The domino effect.