Mattress Magnate Pillows

'With you being the president of a mattress company, I can imagine this is going to be quite an adjustment for you,'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"Sold his air rights."

"We can't agree on a size."

'Today a ray of hope . . .'

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

"It may well be the root of all evil, but it's also the root of all this."

'Perhaps you'd like to try something a little firmer, madam?'

"It's the Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

Just Married an Oil Baron

"You call this a mere bagatelle?"

The Murdochs '. . . Wendi, this channel'snot plugging any newscorp interests!'

"A secure and restful sleep is guaranteed when this mattress is stuffed with your own money."

"Counting sheep is the quickest way to fall asleep...and with this sheep number mattress, you can say 'BAA-BAA' to sheepless nights forever."

Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.'

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

Elon Musk

Fridge Magnate

"I guess you should have read the fine print on that tag before you ripped it off the mattress."

"Firm yet comfortable, with 420 individual spring posture coils to enhance support. Perfect for hiding under."

"Maybe we shouldn't have chosen to buy the super springy mattress!"

"We've got just the thing for someone your age...all our mattresses are made with memory foam."

'I won't be coming to see you again. I've purchased a therapeutic mattress.'

The domino effect.

Real Estate Sign - Desperation...

'Our new owner is a Russian Cosmetics magnate, meet his wife.'

'I tried to light my cigar with money once, but the coin just got hot and burned my fingers.'

"It's more than just a mattress. It's a great place to rest your weary assets."

"Today only, Mr. Hardly, when you buy one 737 MAX airliner at our special price, we'll throw in a second 737 MAX absolutely free."

The Squillionaire's Space Race Heats Up

Steve Jobs