Becoming Viral Pillows

"You're number one in my book too!"

Weird things I do because of the internet

"She's all over YouTube."

"That explains all the cavities."

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.'

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

"Congratulations. Your ad isn't selling out product, but it's a YouTube sensation."

"Doctor, I'm dying! Offer me your vaccine."

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"Look, previous, your video got 954 likes this morning!"

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

"Come on now answer the question, I want something that can be taken out of context and make the show go viral on twitter."

"This hilarious prank of yours is gonna go viral. This is a prank isn't it, Phil?"

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

"Honey! Our 15 minutes of fame has been reduced to an unflattering gif on Twitter!"

Not only did I flunk my science presentation, it went viral on YouTube!

"My appointment starting on time just went viral."

Books: Bartlett's Familiar Retweets

"I don't do videos for fame and fortune, I do them for catnip and belly rubs."

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

"It's such a pleasure to meet you - you look even sleepier in person than you do on YouTube."

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

Sadie, I want to show you something. This is a great new Youtube video. Check it out. That's some random person doing hula hoop and singing a show tune. That. Makes. Me. So. Mad. Action. Aaaaahhhh.

Chewbacca mom and her entire family get full college scholarships.

'We didn't accomplish much at the meeting, but the video's gone viral.'

Flossing

"The baby is one thing - but how does the plant get more likes than me?"

"It killed on social media yet you say it's horrible?" "Lousy is lousy."

'Sorry about the accident but it was a great viral video ad for the company.'

'The royalties from Muffin's internet videos were really good last month!'

"I’ve recently started self-medicating with viral pet videos."

"I don't care how many hits on YouTube you'll get – let go!"