Becoming Viral Pillows

"You're number one in my book too!"

Weird things I do because of the internet

"She's all over YouTube."

"That explains all the cavities."

'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.'

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

"Look, previous, your video got 954 likes this morning!"

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

"Doctor, I'm dying! Offer me your vaccine."

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

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"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

"It's such a pleasure to meet you - you look even sleepier in person than you do on YouTube."

"Honey! Our 15 minutes of fame has been reduced to an unflattering gif on Twitter!"

"My appointment starting on time just went viral."

Books: Bartlett's Familiar Retweets

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

'We didn't accomplish much at the meeting, but the video's gone viral.'

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"The baby is one thing - but how does the plant get more likes than me?"

"It killed on social media yet you say it's horrible?" "Lousy is lousy."

'Sorry about the accident but it was a great viral video ad for the company.'

"You need to make more mistakes like that, Pastor. Your sermon just went viral."

'The royalties from Muffin's internet videos were really good last month!'

"I don't care how many hits on YouTube you'll get – let go!"

"Sorry, Mom - that clip of you and the squirrel got a lot of views."