'Honestly Simon, you treat this house like a hotel!'
Becoming A Roommate Gifts
Preparing a gift for someone stepping into the shared living adventure? Our collection captures the humor, challenges, and camaraderie of becoming a roommate with clever designs on mugs, T-shirts, pillows, and prints.
Domestic Superheroes!!
Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.
"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."
Speed Dating for Turtles
The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope
"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."
DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)
"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."
"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."
Biofelineism
'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'
"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"
A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.
"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."
'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'
"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."
My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.
"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"
'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'
"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."
"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"
'Are we broke yet?'
"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"
Things my vacuum likes to suck up
'Who gets the decaf?'
"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."
"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."
'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'
It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!
"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"
"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"
"Much ado list"
'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'
'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'
Becoming A Roommate Gifts Collection
Becoming A Roommate Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that perfectly capture the humor and challenges of becoming a roommate, making every coffee break a smile.
Becoming A Roommate Pillows
Bring humor and comfort to their new home with pillows that celebrate the roommate experience—cozy, funny, and uniquely their own.
Becoming A Roommate Prints
Decorate their shared space with prints that humorously depict the ups and downs of becoming a roommate—ideal for any new house or apartment.
Becoming A Roommate T-Shirts
Dress in humor with our T-shirts celebrating the joys and quirks of sharing your space. Perfect for new roommates to showcase their shared adventure.