Becoming A Grandmother Gifts

Rock on Grandma!

'Grandmas just ain't what they used to be.'

A grandmother at my age!

"I still want grandchildren.

Mom's Diner. Wholesome Food. Grandma's Diner. Free Candy. Free Toys. No Spinach.

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'

Nana pod.

"Having had so many kids, I thought I would see them a lot in my old age: But they're too busy with their own kids to visit..."

"First time Grandma hey? Me, I've lost count, but it's well over 200 by now..."

"You're overfeeding that baby."

Bubbie Selfies

Prize vegetables.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"His first out-of-body experience."

International Women's Day

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Domestic Goddess.

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"Feel free to take notes."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."