Becoming A Grandmother Mugs

Rock on Grandma!

'Grandmas just ain't what they used to be.'

A grandmother at my age!

"I still want grandchildren.

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'

"Having had so many kids, I thought I would see them a lot in my old age: But they're too busy with their own kids to visit..."

"First time Grandma hey? Me, I've lost count, but it's well over 200 by now..."

"You're overfeeding that baby."

Bubbie Selfies

Prize vegetables.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"His first out-of-body experience."

International Women's Day

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Domestic Goddess.

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"Feel free to take notes."

I quilt therefore I am

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.