Grandparenting Mugs

"I heard raising your grandkids can help keep you young. Please tell me there's an easier way."

"Not so fast. I want to be called 'Nana'."

Supergran.

'Could you look after my grandchildren, Dear? I've got to continue working.'

'My grandson has been walking from an early age. . . Oh yes, in fact, by the time he was two he'd been walking three years.'

'This whole 'grandparent' thing -- it's our parents and children conspiring against us!'

"I'm here about my grandson who swallowed the coins!"

'So much talent in the world, and not nearly enough roles for grandmas.'

'No problem!'

'Have you been giving them too many tweets again?'

'First time grandfather hey! Me, I'm a great great great great great great great great grandfather...'

'There are serious disadvantages to having children...they grow up!'

"Having had so many kids, I thought I would see them a lot in my old age: But they're too busy with their own kids to visit..."

"Give her a little time, Kids. Helen has to get used to now being a grandmother."

"Try to open Grampy's chair a little slower next time, Puddin'."

New Grandad

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Bond James, Bond."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

Prize vegetables.

Skipping Horse

I should be a writer when I grow up...