Becoming A Dog Parent Gifts

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Dog walking Human.

Love a Mutt

Bathing the dog

Dog lover

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

Canine Scentipede

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

Pavlov's Puppy

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."