Becoming A Dog Parent Mugs

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Love a Mutt

Dog walking Human.

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Dog lover

Bathing the dog

Canine Scentipede

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

Pavlov's Puppy

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'