Expecting Dog Parent Mugs

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

The Baby Walker

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

Dog walking Human.

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

No littering...

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

'Rigt, now he's going through the spin cycle.'

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'