Becoming A Dog Owner Mugs

'No need to ask if you own a dog,Madam?'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Pick me!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Licensed Therapist

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Quick, start the car!"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'Works every time.'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Love a Mutt

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

Cling-On Dog

A man and his dog

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Dogs

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'