Becoming A Dog Owner Pillows

'No need to ask if you own a dog,Madam?'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Pick me!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Licensed Therapist

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Quick, start the car!"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

Love a Mutt

Cling-On Dog

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'Works every time.'

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

A man and his dog

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Dogs

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"