Beckham Believer Gifts

Break it like Beckham

Ghost School.

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

"Eureka! Details to follow."

Boombox

Sermon on the Grounds...

"Not now!"

"There's men for you: here today, gone today!"

'Honey, I'm home!'

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

Street musician: 'Opening in VEGAS next week'.

"I'm about as mainstream as you can get. I go to church, I'm all for the family, I hate Saddam Hussein, and I'm unemployed."

"Yes, Jimmy, this is how you'll look if you keep working out with your rubber strap!"

'They say it was a truly enlightened electorate this year, Congressman.'

"I guess we'll all just have to vote a little bit harder next time."

Swamp creature and a poet of the swamp.

"Lucky beast....No factory farming, no suffering at the slaughterhouse...perfect."

"I started this company in my parents basement. I kept a backup copy in case I ever need to start another."

"Isn't Bill going a little too green?"

"I haven't confirmed it personally, but I hear the Lutherans have the best coffee."

"Ignore the side effect scares - I've had both jabs in each arm - I'm getting my booster in this one!"

'Hey, God - it's me, Freddie! But You already knew that, right?'

'Will Tuesday afternoon be satisfactory?'

"Take me to David Bowie."

England v Argentina - 'It's enough to make you go out and torpedo a rusting hulk of a battleship stuffed with young inexperienced conscripts'

"It's not that I'm unappreciative, but I wouldn't mind holing in two occationally."

'Ditto.'

Coffee Hydrant

A Tailor and a new customer

Vote Here. A- D. Hi! First time voter, long-time complainer!

Carrier Bag Shame

A woman dances to music on the radio.

Bath Tidal Wave.