Beckham Admirer Gifts

England v Argentina - 'It's enough to make you go out and torpedo a rusting hulk of a battleship stuffed with young inexperienced conscripts'

Cut!

Baroque Peacock

Hildegard von Bingen

The Reaper's Arms

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Espresso Martini Peacock

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

Prosecco Peacock

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

Victorian Gentleman

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

Scientist seen on loch.

Robert Schumann

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Giuseppe Verdi

"You dressed!"

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

Tristan and Isolde

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

Charles Baudelaire

"There's a tell."

'That's what you get for skipping geometry class.'

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

J. M. W. Turner

"Things get more interesting at noon."

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.