Beckham Admirer Pillows

Baroque Peacock

Hildegard von Bingen

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Espresso Martini Peacock

The Reaper's Arms

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Prosecco Peacock

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

Victorian Gentleman

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

Scientist seen on loch.

Robert Schumann

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Tristan and Isolde

"You dressed!"

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

Charles Baudelaire

Giuseppe Verdi

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"Things get more interesting at noon."

J. M. W. Turner

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

"There's a tell."

'That's what you get for skipping geometry class.'

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

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