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'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Bad hair day!

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Dating is so expensive...

Blue Dress and Feather

Pampered and poodled.

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"I don't like your application."

Mr Metrosexual.

What price beauty?

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

Your presentation will be terrific. I was up all night, but something's still missing. Here. I've got just what you need. How thoughtful! Eye concealer! No need to thank me.

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"Hair spray"

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

New Twenty Blades

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

'Here's the name of my cosmetic brain surgeon. He make you look smarter.'

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

'Botox...'

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

Mirror mirror...

Rating the Sunset

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"More concealer?"