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'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Bad hair day!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Dating is so expensive...

Blue Dress and Feather

Pampered and poodled.

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

Mr Metrosexual.

What price beauty?

"I don't like your application."

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"Hair spray"

New Twenty Blades

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

'Here's the name of my cosmetic brain surgeon. He make you look smarter.'

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

"More concealer?"

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

'Botox...'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

Rating the Sunset

Mirror mirror...