Beauty And Brains Combo Appreciator T-Shirts

'Here's the name of my cosmetic brain surgeon. He make you look smarter.'

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

Rating the Sunset

"Getting a Brazilian has been nothing like I expected."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

Parrot

Balding Autumn Tree.

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

Martina Klein

A baroque elk.

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

'Google Earth is getting SO precise! Right now, I'm zoomed in on Kathy Mangiante's face and I can tell she's had lip implants!'

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?

'Did Picasso get hounded every 10 minutes?'

'But when you decided to go into psychology didn't you REALIZE that you'd be ‘surrounded by idiots'?'

It was like he could read my mind.

"We go together like bacon and eggs."

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

Artist asking a lady to sit for him

TV Programme - Celebrity cosmetically enhanced body parts.

"Actually, I do look a lot like my mom. It's just that I have her first nose."

Sunrise.

"I asked for razzle-dazzle – not frizzle-frazzle."

"Make my face sag - I want people to think I've never had plastic surgery."

"I'm suck if this pressure to be beautiful all the time."

"I want to study you a moment as you are."

Here Lies Bill Smith, Victim of a Mad Axe Murderer, Rest in Pieces

Aye, the prisoner looks very nice - but that's not what I meant by 20 lashes.

"Sometimes I pretend to be normal, then when I get bored I revert to being me."

To Cricketers

The Future of Makeup.

Alternate Views of Life

"Are you starting to feel fabulous yet?"