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'Here's the name of my cosmetic brain surgeon. He make you look smarter.'

Rating the Sunset

"Getting a Brazilian has been nothing like I expected."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

Balding Autumn Tree.

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

Parrot

A baroque elk.

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

'Google Earth is getting SO precise! Right now, I'm zoomed in on Kathy Mangiante's face and I can tell she's had lip implants!'

'But when you decided to go into psychology didn't you REALIZE that you'd be ‘surrounded by idiots'?'

'Did Picasso get hounded every 10 minutes?'

It was like he could read my mind.

"We go together like bacon and eggs."

Artist asking a lady to sit for him

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"Actually, I do look a lot like my mom. It's just that I have her first nose."

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

TV Programme - Celebrity cosmetically enhanced body parts.

"I'm suck if this pressure to be beautiful all the time."

Sunrise.

"I want to study you a moment as you are."

"Make my face sag - I want people to think I've never had plastic surgery."

"I asked for razzle-dazzle – not frizzle-frazzle."

Here Lies Bill Smith, Victim of a Mad Axe Murderer, Rest in Pieces

Alternate Views of Life

The Future of Makeup.

"Are you starting to feel fabulous yet?"

"Sometimes I pretend to be normal, then when I get bored I revert to being me."

To Cricketers

A faulty mirror.