Brainy Fashionista T-Shirts

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

Sir Winston Churchill

The Style of Elements

Scientists are sexy

Mikado

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

Salad Hat

"Would you like to come up for a margarita?"

Ass-less Chaps

"I don't know...it's just not you."

"Do they make my feet look big?"

'Dr. Nackschmerz has a very logical mind.' - 'Yes - in contrast to his body.'

Beauty Shop

"Does it say I'm a Wittgenstein scholar?"

Virtual Super-Model.

Kangaroo with fishing equipment.

"You're an accountant George, stop overcompensating."

Horse costume.

"Derek's sneakers were made in Malaysia. Can anyone show us where Malaysia is?"

"What the difference between these two old men?"

'We're promoting you to Full Professor, Ferguson -- Here are your elbow patches!:'

"Take me to your tailor."

'Tah-DAH! -- Guess what I conquered!'

Steampunk

Clothing on other planets

GoodWitchBadWitch.com, online clothes catalogue for moody people. What do you think?

"Computer, order me two long-sleeved cotton crewnecks in dark wine and green heather."

'I'm going for that scholarly look while I try to quit smoking. They're nicotine patches.'

Finally, a fanny-pack he could be proud of.

'Nice 'power tie', professor.'

The Writer

"It doesn't mean anything. I just like how it looks."