Fashionista Seeking Intellect T-Shirts

"Does it say I'm a Wittgenstein scholar?"

Sir Winston Churchill

The Style of Elements

Scientists are sexy

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

Ass-less Chaps

Virtual Super-Model.

"You're an accountant George, stop overcompensating."

'I need something to wear to a bankruptcy hearing.'

"We've ruled out anything trendy."

"Derek's sneakers were made in Malaysia. Can anyone show us where Malaysia is?"

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

'We're promoting you to Full Professor, Ferguson -- Here are your elbow patches!:'

"No Officer, but they will all make lovely trouser belts, shoes, or handbags."

Steampunk

"Computer, order me two long-sleeved cotton crewnecks in dark wine and green heather."

'Gorgeous or gorging, why do I always have to choose?'

'If it's so good, how come it's not on a T-shirt?'

'Someday clothes' are broken into weight groups.

'I'm going for that scholarly look while I try to quit smoking. They're nicotine patches.'

'Nice 'power tie', professor.'

'We're promoting you to Full Professor, Ferguson -- Here are your elbow patches!:'

"You're right, that new girl has a great personality, terrific hair, and dynamite figure, so we agree....we hate her, right?"

When it came to wearable technology, Nigel had always considered himself an early adopter.

'Outré!'

The latest look - models with surveillance cameras.

GPs to be required to deal with 'lifestyle' issues. I can advise you on smoking, exercise and obesity issues,but whether that T-shirt makes you look 'buff' is outside of my remit.

"I didn't have time for gong bathing this morning so have to make do with a quick splash of finger cymbals."

"I need a jacket for the office. Nothing too Hillary."