Fashionista Seeking Intellect T-Shirts

"Does it say I'm a Wittgenstein scholar?"

Sir Winston Churchill

The Style of Elements

Scientists are sexy

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"That outfit is a nasty mix of stripes and patterns."

Ass-less Chaps

Virtual Super-Model.

'I need something to wear to a bankruptcy hearing.'

"You're an accountant George, stop overcompensating."

"We've ruled out anything trendy."

"Derek's sneakers were made in Malaysia. Can anyone show us where Malaysia is?"

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

'We're promoting you to Full Professor, Ferguson -- Here are your elbow patches!:'

Hugo Boss is Planning a Vegan Suit!

Steampunk

"No Officer, but they will all make lovely trouser belts, shoes, or handbags."

"Computer, order me two long-sleeved cotton crewnecks in dark wine and green heather."

'I'm going for that scholarly look while I try to quit smoking. They're nicotine patches.'

'Someday clothes' are broken into weight groups.

'Nice 'power tie', professor.'

'If it's so good, how come it's not on a T-shirt?'

'Gorgeous or gorging, why do I always have to choose?'

When it came to wearable technology, Nigel had always considered himself an early adopter.

'Outré!'

'We're promoting you to Full Professor, Ferguson -- Here are your elbow patches!:'

"You're right, that new girl has a great personality, terrific hair, and dynamite figure, so we agree....we hate her, right?"

The latest look - models with surveillance cameras.

What's with those goofy short socks? Earth to geezer! Everyone wears them. Ok, I will try to be supportive. Love your anklets.

"I didn't have time for gong bathing this morning so have to make do with a quick splash of finger cymbals."

GPs to be required to deal with 'lifestyle' issues. I can advise you on smoking, exercise and obesity issues,but whether that T-shirt makes you look 'buff' is outside of my remit.