Beauty Obsessed Hare Raiser Pillows

Hare Dryer.

Bad hair day!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Pampered and poodled.

Dating is so expensive...

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

What price beauty?

"I don't like your application."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

New Twenty Blades

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

Beauty salon - Our hair color is to dye for!

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

Mirror mirror...

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

"More concealer?"

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'There's no charge for the carrier bag!'

Rape of the Lock- The Toilet

'Botox...'