Beauty Idealists Pillows

"When I actually was this age, I didn't have much facial expression anyway."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

Woman looking into a mirror

"Define fair."

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

"Your mascara is running."

"Let's honor this young future farmer - he's ready to endure hard labor, long hours and outrageously low farm prices..."

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

'Idealist'

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

Intelligent Sexual Design

"...I thought I was too smart, too idealistic to end up this way, but LOOK at me! I've become an entrenched bureaucrat!"

Animal cosmetic testing

'No, it's not a special on the Grand Canyon. It's an actor's face in high definition.'

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

"Students always think that they're going to change the world..."

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

'Cute girl from philosophy. . . BBQ at Dave's. I wonder if she's going?. . . Flat meeting to talk about me not doing my share.'

"Let's run away and make a new life for ourselves filled with completely different problems."

'I was born as beautiful as you, but after a few years you will see...'

"Yeah, I agree, it is a but unexpected since you were such a handsome caterpillar..."

Unnecessary Surgery

'The truth is there is no 'Youth Formula' worth millions. This is Mountain Dew.'

'Well, he always said he wanted the biggest damn desk in the city.'

"I was once a very beautiful woman, but forty years of reading the 'Times' has taken its toll."

World Hair Day.

The Beauty of Physics

'Mom, when did your beauty start to slip?'

The Toilette of Salome I - suppressed version

Beauty products.

Blank Inside

Money

Cosmetics not tesed on animals

Poor Man Who Thinks Big...