Beauty Ideal Commentator Pillows

"Are you kidding? I'd kill to have your warts."

Man Inside TV Produces Ideal Viewer

'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

"She's genetically modified, you know."

'No, it's not a special on the Grand Canyon. It's an actor's face in high definition.'

Renaissance Zone

Animal cosmetic testing

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

Toilet roll beauty tips.

"You ain't wearin' a brassiere." "How could you tell?" "Cuz the wrinkles are all stretched out of yer face."

Romee Strijd caricature

"The cost of a haircut? It depends on what's in your underpants."

"My talent agent tells me I have the perfect face for a hand model."

'Google Earth is getting SO precise! Right now, I'm zoomed in on Kathy Mangiante's face and I can tell she's had lip implants!'

T-Shirts. Just do it. Just watch it.

"Actually, I do look a lot like my mom. It's just that I have her first nose."

TV Programme - Celebrity cosmetically enhanced body parts.

"I asked for razzle-dazzle – not frizzle-frazzle."

"Make my face sag - I want people to think I've never had plastic surgery."

"I'm suck if this pressure to be beautiful all the time."

'Hey, awesome jacket, Melanie! Suede?'

What puberty used to do. What puberty apparently does now.

'There, but for liposuction, go I.'

Got anything in high definition?

Man wearing boxer shorts being tossed out of Café with waiter adding 'No Pants, No Service' to window sign.

"What does 'It looks like you never miss a meal' mean?"