Beauty Idealists Gifts

"When I actually was this age, I didn't have much facial expression anyway."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

Woman looking into a mirror

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"Define fair."

'Idealist'

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

"...I thought I was too smart, too idealistic to end up this way, but LOOK at me! I've become an entrenched bureaucrat!"

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

'No, it's not a special on the Grand Canyon. It's an actor's face in high definition.'

Animal cosmetic testing

"Students always think that they're going to change the world..."

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

'Cute girl from philosophy. . . BBQ at Dave's. I wonder if she's going?. . . Flat meeting to talk about me not doing my share.'

"Let's run away and make a new life for ourselves filled with completely different problems."

'I was born as beautiful as you, but after a few years you will see...'

Unnecessary Surgery

"Yeah, I agree, it is a but unexpected since you were such a handsome caterpillar..."

'Mom, when did your beauty start to slip?'

The Beauty of Physics

'Well, he always said he wanted the biggest damn desk in the city.'

World Hair Day.

The Toilette of Salome I - suppressed version

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Money

Poor Man Who Thinks Big...

Cosmetics not tesed on animals

Beauty products.

"But how do I look for the age I've told everybody I am?"