Beauty Believer Gifts

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

'My mother thinks I'm beautiful. I'd like a second opinion.'

"I made a video of your water baptism..."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Bad hair day!

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Dating is so expensive...

Pampered and poodled.

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"I don't like your application."

What price beauty?

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

"Hair spray"

New Twenty Blades

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"Botox."

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

Mirror mirror...

"More concealer?"

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

'Botox...'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."