Beauty Advisor Gifts

'Yes, I see you're not applying makeup... But you should.'

'You must lose weight...you're as fat as a rake!'

"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked at me surprised."

Bad hair day!

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Dating is so expensive...

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

Pampered and poodled.

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

"I don't like your application."

What price beauty?

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Your presentation will be terrific. I was up all night, but something's still missing. Here. I've got just what you need. How thoughtful! Eye concealer! No need to thank me.

New Twenty Blades

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Beauty salon - Our hair color is to dye for!

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"Botox."