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"Now, I'm ready for summer."

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Snail Coach

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

'Hefner is thinking about the off season already.'

'Governor game change and his replacement debate moderators...'

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

Boxing

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

'Let's put it on the back burner for now. Give us both a chance to cool down.'

"Duh!"

'After all these years of purposely losing to the boss, I beat the pulp out of him and turned in my resignation.'

Annual pursuit of free agents in the off-season.

"My goodness, your back is really knotted up this morning, isn't it?"

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

'He's just come back from a 'stress management' course.'

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

Eligible Bachelor: 'Shall I follow you up, Annie; or leave myself for Lizzie?'

120 yards...cross-breeze...over water. Hand me a 20 gauge.

Mum! I'm cold! - 'Put your jumper on then!' - 'I'm already wearing it!' - '' - 'Mum! I can't reach the thermostat!' - 'Oh, that's a shame, dear.' -

When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.

"Do you ever get that 'Monday morning' feeling?"

'For Harland, every vacation is a working vacation.'

Chess Trainer

Athletes doing hurdles, short athlete has vaulting pole.

'AAAARRRGGHHHH, I want my mummy.'