Outdoorsy Corporate Strategist T-Shirts

"Things are getting better, but we are not out of the woods yet."

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

'Loved your bit on market share, Felton - perfect blend of plausibility and outright deception.'

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'