Beat The Heat Strategist Gifts

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Snail Coach

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

'Hefner is thinking about the off season already.'

Boxing

'Governor game change and his replacement debate moderators...'

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

"Duh!"

'Let's put it on the back burner for now. Give us both a chance to cool down.'

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

'After all these years of purposely losing to the boss, I beat the pulp out of him and turned in my resignation.'

"My goodness, your back is really knotted up this morning, isn't it?"

'He's just come back from a 'stress management' course.'

Annual pursuit of free agents in the off-season.

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

120 yards...cross-breeze...over water. Hand me a 20 gauge.

Eligible Bachelor: 'Shall I follow you up, Annie; or leave myself for Lizzie?'

Mum! I'm cold! - 'Put your jumper on then!' - 'I'm already wearing it!' - '' - 'Mum! I can't reach the thermostat!' - 'Oh, that's a shame, dear.' -

When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.

'For Harland, every vacation is a working vacation.'

"Do you ever get that 'Monday morning' feeling?"

The night-shift had an ingenious way of staying awake during the long nights!

Chess Trainer

Athletes doing hurdles, short athlete has vaulting pole.

Three Pointless Things to Do This Week: Break into a sweat/Search for the Hero Inside Yourself/Toy with the Idea of Leaving Your Husband or Wife.