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'The poor guy's allergic to sand.'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

'Storm'

'The defence is ahead on points. Prosecution's only hope now is for a knockout.'

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

'Let's put it on the back burner for now. Give us both a chance to cool down.'

Accountants around the campfire.

Overheated office where a member of staff is suffering from high temperatures

What can I say - Global warming enriches my life!

"You're right. . . Maybe it is time we did something about the office heating."

Mum! I'm cold! - 'Put your jumper on then!' - 'I'm already wearing it!' - '' - 'Mum! I can't reach the thermostat!' - 'Oh, that's a shame, dear.' -

"If you want to do well in your interview, my advice is not to be intimidated."

'I tell you, the gas shortage story in the seventies was good, but this greenhouse think is pure genius!'

Scouting just hasn't been the same since Troop 90 found a long enough extension cord so they could sing around the air conditioner.

"I think the cots go in the tent!"

'It was a power struggle but I won!'

After the Ottomans are Weakened, Sultan Muhammad II Drives His Horse Into the Sea (History of the Crusades).

Curling.

'Yes,dear-it's safe to leave the washing on the line and slip out to the shops before the nasty rain comes.'

"Don't let him on your lap. He's moulting!"

Right now I would prefer extreme cold!

The Sunday New York Time tic-tac-toe is so tough!

'Now our above 'o's begin to make some sense.'

Tic tac toe wrestling

Hammock with holes for feet.