Bearer Of Cold Climates Pillows

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

'It's the abominable snowman!'

Ice Fishing

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

Trawling for Fish.

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

Running out of Gas.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

I think he's spent his whole career studying this one Great Lake just so he can say he has "superior knowledge"! Duluth.

The Heating Oil Problem.

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

Football fan

'I had a nest egg once, but I sat on it too long, and ended up with nothing but a frozen asset.'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'How can you tell?'

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

"Yes, it's true we have 17 words for 'snow', but only one way of saying, 'I'm really tired of hearing that same question'."

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

Ice Whaling

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

Igloo Building.

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."