Beano Fan Pillows

Boy in court swearing oath on comic book

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Bowled over again!

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Give quiche a chance!

Hamlet

The Da Vinci Cod

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

Currently Boston

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

You're my Venus

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

Revenge had come.

"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Rembrandt's Selfies

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

Sun Worshipers

"Hee-hee! I just squirted George Hamilton with sun screen!"

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

Agricultural Research Lab. I've developed a new variety that's one-third larger -- What should I call it? The 'bananana".

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

"It's funny. . . I know it's the renaissance, but I keep writing dark ages on my checks!"

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

'So, Henry. Just exactly how 'controversial' was that call you made in tonight's game?'

Thomas Wyatt

Notre Dam