Beano Fan T-Shirts

Boy in court swearing oath on comic book

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Give quiche a chance!

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

Hamlet

The Da Vinci Cod

Currently Boston

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

You're my Venus

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Revenge had come.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."

Rembrandt's Selfies

Sun Worshipers

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

'So, Henry. Just exactly how 'controversial' was that call you made in tonight's game?'

Notre Dam

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."

Thomas Wyatt