Bean Counter To Boss Pillows

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

"Oh, that three billion dollars."

"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"

"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."

Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

'I've added this up six times and still can't get it to balance!'

"He put the 'fun' in funding."

Entry level astronomer...

C.P.A.

"These here accountants should be ready just in time for tax season."

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

Tax - Random Audit

"I'm sorry, Sam, but all of this doesn't add up to a hill of beans."

"I think it's just human nature to set up a private special purpose business entity to conceal balance sheet transaction in order to maximize an earnings forecast."

"Of course I tastes like mud - it's fresh ground...!"

'Remember the Magic Bean Project that we shut down last week?'

'You say that you were a chef before retraining as an accountant?... That's good, we could use a bookkeeper who can cook.'

'Is it safe to come out? Are the auditors gone?'

'What's a good diet for athletes?'

The Creature of the Black Legume

'50 of the population spends more than they earn. That's where we come in.'

I'd like to investigate your tax return!

"...Thompson...there should be a Nobel Prize for accountancy."

Great Moments in Accountancy.

"I forgot to put bay leaf in the red beans and no one even noticed."

'You look like an intelligent man, sir -- how would you like to buy some magic beans?'

Man's self-assessment form says: 'I'm screwed.'