Bean Counter At Heart Pillows

'G+N Accountants': 'Mr Gross' (fat) and 'Mr Net' (thin).

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

"Oh, that three billion dollars."

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?

"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"

"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

'I've added this up six times and still can't get it to balance!'

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

"These here accountants should be ready just in time for tax season."

C.P.A.

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

"He put the 'fun' in funding."

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

Tax - Random Audit

Middle Distance Runners

"I'm sorry, Sam, but all of this doesn't add up to a hill of beans."

"Of course I tastes like mud - it's fresh ground...!"

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

Before the Salivating Dogs

"I think it's just human nature to set up a private special purpose business entity to conceal balance sheet transaction in order to maximize an earnings forecast."