Bean Counter With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

'Remember the Magic Bean Project that we shut down last week?'

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

Accountant Bedtime Stories

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

"Oh, that three billion dollars."

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans, now you don't like beans.'

'I've added this up six times and still can't get it to balance!'

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

"These here accountants should be ready just in time for tax season."

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

C.P.A.

"He put the 'fun' in funding."

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

Tax - Random Audit

Middle Distance Runners

"I'm sorry, Sam, but all of this doesn't add up to a hill of beans."

'The End Justifies The Beans.

"Ahhh, the sweet smell of success!"

Before the Salivating Dogs