Bean Counter With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

'Remember the Magic Bean Project that we shut down last week?'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

"Oh, that three billion dollars."

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."

"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"

Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans, now you don't like beans.'

'I've added this up six times and still can't get it to balance!'

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

"These here accountants should be ready just in time for tax season."

C.P.A.

"He put the 'fun' in funding."

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

Tax - Random Audit

Middle Distance Runners

"I'm sorry, Sam, but all of this doesn't add up to a hill of beans."

"Ahhh, the sweet smell of success!"

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

Before the Salivating Dogs