Bean Counter Buff Pillows

'Here, we switched accountants.'

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

Accountant Bedtime Stories

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

'I don't care if you are a big banana, I'm the big cheese around here!'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

"Oh, that three billion dollars."

"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."

"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"

Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?

'I've added this up six times and still can't get it to balance!'

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

"He put the 'fun' in funding."

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

"I think that once we invented finger food we pretty much took it easy."

"These here accountants should be ready just in time for tax season."

C.P.A.

'That's not funny, Fred.'

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

Tax - Random Audit

The laws of physics are the same everywhere - illustrated by Newton's apple affected by gravity

"I'm sorry, Sam, but all of this doesn't add up to a hill of beans."

"Of course I tastes like mud - it's fresh ground...!"

"I don't really have a favourite. I love you both equally."

"I think it's just human nature to set up a private special purpose business entity to conceal balance sheet transaction in order to maximize an earnings forecast."

'You say that you were a chef before retraining as an accountant?... That's good, we could use a bookkeeper who can cook.'

'Remember the Magic Bean Project that we shut down last week?'

'Is it safe to come out? Are the auditors gone?'

Modern animal communication

'50 of the population spends more than they earn. That's where we come in.'

The Creature of the Black Legume

I'd like to investigate your tax return!