Bean Counter Buster Pillows

'That must stand for Very Annoying Tax.'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

You've Had Enough!

Accountant Bedtime Stories

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

The Expert

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

"Oh, that three billion dollars."

'Judge Mental.'

"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."

Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?

"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"

'I've added this up six times and still can't get it to balance!'

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

"Fake it till you make it, baby."

"We're looking for someone just like you but with testicles."

"These here accountants should be ready just in time for tax season."

C.P.A.

"He put the 'fun' in funding."

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

Tax - Random Audit

"I'm sorry, Sam, but all of this doesn't add up to a hill of beans."

"It isn't just the media that's biased... often the voters are too."

"I think it's just human nature to set up a private special purpose business entity to conceal balance sheet transaction in order to maximize an earnings forecast."

"Of course I tastes like mud - it's fresh ground...!"

'Remember the Magic Bean Project that we shut down last week?'

'You say that you were a chef before retraining as an accountant?... That's good, we could use a bookkeeper who can cook.'

'Is it safe to come out? Are the auditors gone?'

I'd like to investigate your tax return!