Beachgoer Despite Rain Gifts

A rainy holiday in Bournemouth.

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Brighton Bersagliere.

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

"You're on vacation. Stop trying to type things."

'Think we should be packing up soon, Hon?'

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"It's not that you're too old for a thong, dear. It's just you've got it on backwards."

Fish mobsters.

"From downtown...the shark scores!"

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

'We like to keep our supply chain short.'

Built and Built without a permit.

We were out of little umbrellas, so I added a bit of sunscreen!

Lady imitating fashion

'Who says I'm beached?'

"We should just stay down here year-round."

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

"Ah, the ecstasy of moving all the right muscle groups."

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

'Just how long have you been a mountain guide?'

Frank was engrossed in his book --- He lost track of time and got a sunburn! Now he's well-read and well-red!