Beach Safety Officer Gifts

'I'm on beach-patrol today: It's sunscreen in there...'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

AI Safety Officer

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Safety Barriers

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

Fire door.

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

'That's our corporate ladder.'

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

"I'm going in."

No Smoking.

Unsafe Drain Covers!

Lab safety Rule No. 1

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

Decontamination

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.