Beach Safety Gifts

'Freedom means you get to swim out there without expecting a nanny state to come running everytime you see a shark or two...ok...five, six...whatever...'

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

Wish you were steer!

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

'I win!'

Shark tower surveillance camera.

"He lives in a block of flats"

"From downtown...the shark scores!"

Sand Snowmen

Children building 'Sandcastle City'.

Where the Wild Things Summer

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Built and Built without a permit.

Tsunami Evac Route

Crabbing

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

Surfing alien.

When staffing agencies screw up.

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

Flying the kite in strong winds

"I see you on a beach..."

"Sounds of the ocean upgrade...it's sounds of the antarctic icebergs cracking."

Lighthouse switch

"You can tell beaches are closed - there's less trash."

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

'Let her go, Mary! She was probably just kidding about your leaping ability.'

Man with a metal detector who finds iron man at the shore.