Beach Safety Gifts

'Freedom means you get to swim out there without expecting a nanny state to come running everytime you see a shark or two...ok...five, six...whatever...'

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Wish you were steer!

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

'I win!'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"He lives in a block of flats"

Shark tower surveillance camera.

Where the Wild Things Summer

Children building 'Sandcastle City'.

Sand Snowmen

Built and Built without a permit.

Tsunami Evac Route

Crabbing

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

Surfing alien.

When staffing agencies screw up.

Flying the kite in strong winds

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

"I see you on a beach..."

"You can tell beaches are closed - there's less trash."

"Sounds of the ocean upgrade...it's sounds of the antarctic icebergs cracking."

Lighthouse switch

"There are too many starfish for you to save. How can you possibly hope to make a difference?"

Man with a metal detector who finds iron man at the shore.

'Let her go, Mary! She was probably just kidding about your leaping ability.'