Coastal Safety Officer Gifts

Lighthouse switch

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Lighthouse Beam.

Saved...life is good!

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Lighthouse Hammock.

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

Safety Barriers

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"Ticket and passport, please."

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

Fire door.

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

Lab safety Rule No. 1