Coast Guards Gifts

At least we're together!

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Saved...life is good!

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Lighthouse Beam.

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Lighthouse Hammock.

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"Ticket and passport, please."

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

Sand Snowmen

Shark tower surveillance camera.

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Coastguard

'I've been tagged by a whaling commission, some environment people, a naval research team, a fishing group,some zoologists...'

Lifeboat

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

Restraining orders from the stars.

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

Frontex

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."