Coast Guards Gifts

At least we're together!

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Lighthouse Beam.

Saved...life is good!

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Lighthouse Hammock.

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"Ticket and passport, please."

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

Shark tower surveillance camera.

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

"From downtown...the shark scores!"

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

Sand Snowmen

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Restraining orders from the stars.

Lifeboat

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

"It's the Coast Guard - they want to know how many life-jackets we have onboard."

Frontex

Coastguard

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

'I've been tagged by a whaling commission, some environment people, a naval research team, a fishing group,some zoologists...'

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."