Beach Guardian Gifts

Two children walking on the beach and carrying their sand buckets. One says, 'I'll trade you two tar balls for a syringe.'

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Monkey-artist

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"It's trickle down."

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Fish want out of polluted river.

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

Sand Snowmen

Shark tower surveillance camera.

"From downtown...the shark scores!"

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

"We wish we could drink the water."

"Hi. We're from the future."

Preserve these Wetlands.

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

"The nominees"

'I've been tagged by a whaling commission, some environment people, a naval research team, a fishing group,some zoologists...'

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

Beekeeping 101

Fish Food

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

Statue of Liberty Buried Under Snow

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."